[Aeni]

When I was in Valkurm on Cactuar (Beta)

My first party ever, we decided to take the beach west of Selbina. I was doing emotes on a pugil and being quite silly, when the warrior in our group provoked a fly and said that we're fighting it (I'm sure it was about the subjob quest item, but at this time, I knew nothing about such things)

Of course, I hit the provoke macro without switching targets and our measly party ended up wiping to two really tough ITs.

Lawls.

[ClydeArrowny]

Lets see...
lv 32 thf....homepointed in rabao not knowing any better, had no clue how to get out of there, ls friend eventually came and led me out through korro back to bastok after killing a few agros <.>
uhh....while fighting in caveberry room, i accidentally hit ranged attack button instead of WS menu button and bump tab before i hit enter....and uhh...caveberry fun
Uhhh, 'accidentally' linking well over 40 mobs on a dynamis pull
Accidentally dropping a 300k item in mogmail instead of sending it back to my mule.
Mt'ing " /L This blm sucks SOOO bad, he doesnt know what the fuck hes doing" => D2
Uhhh, spilling 28 oz of water on my KB in middle of a JP PT led by an EN friend who only knew basic jp causing only jibberish like "s khb vsui uj d dj d dhisjk" to be typed, then d/c and not be able to log back on....he sure had fun explaining that to the pt <.>
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...holding onto 108 stacks of silk i farmed waiting for price to rise from 12k, only to give up and sell them all for 7k after they dropped in price for 6 months.
Uhhh, noticed i was pld/blm in hall of gods and had to warp and run all the way back for war sub....three times <.> Also made same mistake with pld/whm, thf/mnk, thf/whm and pld/nin a couple times heading up to triggers/exp in sky <.>
Run from MH to AH only to forget what I went to ah for....estimating at least 200 times....
OOOO just remembered, guess the top would have to be.....got a pt together for m12....got to shadowlord...clicked the door....nothing....turns out i forgot to talk to the president --; Ended up delaying the run a good several hours because first of all I cant figure out what I missed since I couldnt understand wtf the kanji meant and the kata/hira was gibberish w/o the kanji, then having to run all the way back up to SL a second time >.> At least we won <.<

[countbulb]

I was playing around with some LS friends, "singing" some stupid lyrics in LS chat. Then accidentally sent it to /say instead of /l. And it was in Lower Jeuno (ノд｀)

The other time I was badmouthing a stubborn noobish pt member in /tell, but accidentally hit alt+p instead of alt+r.. Kept every 'smart' comments I have all to myself ever since. (Or just shout it to my flatmate... lol)

edit: There's another one.. I was a lowbie WHM. Shouted at an anon PLD with low HP to stop running so I could cure him.. Then spent all my MP to give him a 70% cure

[Enialas]

oh i got a new one

one of my friends who is a pld was in the camp next to mine in Bibiki Bay. after my pt was finished and disbanded, I went on over to say "hi" and when I got close I only saw 4 people, then I saw thier RDM dead. I went on over and then I saw him underneath the mob and:

me> how'd that happen?
him> link
thier galka was now defeated and I'm running at approx 100mps just waiting for refresh so I
can warp.
bird is 1/3 health
him> call for help
him> mt
<player> calls for help!
I engage the creature.
I cast Gravity and get hate >.>
it was enough for the thf to SA thought and get it back ^^
him> where's your sword?
me> MH (board: between mp+, int+ and mnd+ gear my inventory is pretty limited)
and I'm expected to carry more staves plus my level 60 wand? need more fame >.>
him> <Run Away!>
I'm thinking we've almost got this thing and then there's a nuke from a rescuer blm who gets creamed. oO
recast refresh ^^
someone else goes down.
/s <Um..>
I disengage cast Gravity again, let a nuke fly then run to the zone.

at the 60 level camp area (IT stuff), isn't too far from the zone with everything there Too Weak. I'm now far enough away from the mob that if it causes linking, I'll be at the zone before they get me. however someone must have zoned some gobs a little earlier.

Gobs: Grrrrrrrrrrr.

Chainspell
Warp
Die
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; ;
This command is unavailable while unconsious.
me> Did you guys wipe?
him> whm had RR2
me> good... um.. raise please <pos>
I did get to watch the Full Moon rise though.

I thought Chainspell castings were Uninturruptable?

[ClydeArrowny]

Chainspell is fast but can be interrupted....Manafont can not be interrupted after the change they made about a year ago

[Enialas]

well, I'm not the only person who has previously warped dead and have people in Jeuno walk all over us. but the last 2 times I had to warp out of a place, instead of barely making it, or my body warping w/o my ability to further act. I've ended up lying in a pool of my blood. even though I see the warp animation.

I guess SE got tired of people warping dead and getting R2 or R3 and so they "fixed" it without mentioning it?

so if I manafont Blaze, there's absolutely nothing anyone can do besides completely depleting me of hps?

[Agent Orange]

I once accidentally used my provoke macro and provoked a large beast in Olfred, which took me out in front of my whole LS in two hits then they all had to use Escape and run all the way back just to drag my body around and raise it. It was sheer embarisment.