4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

Hantz · 08-27-2009, 04:10 PM

OK, the scorpion thing was completely made up and not really funny.

BUT, since we're onto bee stories, I'll tell mine and let the thread stray back on track, if that's ok.

So, riding with my dad and little brother when I was about 12 or 13 (so about 14 or 15 years ago). Going to my grandma's out in the boonies in the older style Chevy Cavalier, no A/C, windows down. I'm in the back (it's a 2 door).

Well, my dad's stepdad, who was already about 80 years old and moved around like tree-sap is the only one there. This anus kept bees and harvested their honey from time to time.

We roll up, a bee gets in. Shit, what a big deal this is. He stings me and dies. I cuss and pull out the stinger.

Then, another gets in and stings my dad. Damn it, what rotten luck.

Then we see fucking Paw Kettle stroll out in his bee-proof suit, with his bee-veil and all, and a little genie lamp, spewing out smoke. Great, the asshole's been getting these bees all cranked up and pissed as hell.

We get about 30-40 bees in the car, stinging us like hell. At least the stings were spread out amongst the 3 of us.

As we beg the Lord above for sweet mercy from the yellow whirlwind from hell, we're flying out of the car, doing jumping-jacks trying to get in the house. It's locked. We flail around and do the damned Safety Dance for I'm not sure what reason, since the bees were not bothered by it.

We look into the house, waiting for death, when a human figure appears inside, coming to unlock the door. Sweet relief!

Oh, but wait, it's the Crypt Keeper in his bee armor. He's come through the back door, dragging the deadly horde in with him. We get in and continue to battle for our lives as he oozes back outside, finally stopping the flow of striped demons.

We pulled dead bees and stingers from our shins, scalps, arms, etc. whilst we looked at each other in disbelief. Good thing none of us were allergic, or it would have been a blood-bath.

Pwnagraphic · 08-27-2009, 08:53 PM

Roflmfao!!!

Balfree · 08-28-2009, 12:00 AM

mowr liek rolling on the floor hoping the bees come the fuck off

Pwnagraphic · 08-28-2009, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Balfree

mowr liek rolling on the floor hoping the bees come the fuck off

That's roflmfao worthy too..

ROFLMFAO

Takelli · 08-28-2009, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Hantz

Then we see fucking Paw Kettle stroll out in his bee-proof suit, with his bee-veil and all, and a little genie lamp, spewing out smoke. Great, the asshole's been getting these bees all cranked up and pissed as hell.

... Smoke actually makes bees fall asleep. It also calms them down from what I heard. but the smoke thing just makes them fall asleep.

Durahansolo · 08-28-2009, 05:41 PM

YouTube - Bees game at Petco park interruption of Top of the nineth inning

I remembered seeing this about a month or two ago. They didn't say what happened in this version, but apparently the queen bee flew inside the jacket which attracted Za Warudo of bees.

Hantz · 08-28-2009, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Takelli

... Smoke actually makes bees fall asleep. It also calms them down from what I heard. but the smoke thing just makes them fall asleep.

They may have been asleep, but as slow as he moves, they wake up while he has their box taken apart, raping their honey.

Malacite · 08-28-2009, 08:06 PM

Dude wtf that's a lot of bees...

I hate bugs.

jenova_9 · 08-29-2009, 09:23 AM

it would be a nightmare if FFXI sized bees/wasps existed on earth. they are larger than cats

Malacite · 08-29-2009, 10:33 AM

I got stung around my collar bone by a wasp my 1st day of school...

>_> also one time years ago a bumble bee landed right over my crotch... I'd never been that scared ever up until that point.

Pwnagraphic · 08-29-2009, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by jenova_9

it would be a nightmare if FFXI sized bees/wasps existed on earth. they are larger than cats

YouTube - Family Guy - Mayor Bee!

08-27-2009, 04:10 PM	#136
Hantz Finglonger Bronze Ribbon of Service Join Date: May 2006 Location: Tejas Posts: 601 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 111 Thanked 80x in 48 Posts My Mood:	Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs? OK, the scorpion thing was completely made up and not really funny. BUT, since we're onto bee stories, I'll tell mine and let the thread stray back on track, if that's ok. So, riding with my dad and little brother when I was about 12 or 13 (so about 14 or 15 years ago). Going to my grandma's out in the boonies in the older style Chevy Cavalier, no A/C, windows down. I'm in the back (it's a 2 door). Well, my dad's stepdad, who was already about 80 years old and moved around like tree-sap is the only one there. This anus kept bees and harvested their honey from time to time. We roll up, a bee gets in. Shit, what a big deal this is. He stings me and dies. I cuss and pull out the stinger. Then, another gets in and stings my dad. Damn it, what rotten luck. Then we see fucking Paw Kettle stroll out in his bee-proof suit, with his bee-veil and all, and a little genie lamp, spewing out smoke. Great, the asshole's been getting these bees all cranked up and pissed as hell. We get about 30-40 bees in the car, stinging us like hell. At least the stings were spread out amongst the 3 of us. As we beg the Lord above for sweet mercy from the yellow whirlwind from hell, we're flying out of the car, doing jumping-jacks trying to get in the house. It's locked. We flail around and do the damned Safety Dance for I'm not sure what reason, since the bees were not bothered by it. We look into the house, waiting for death, when a human figure appears inside, coming to unlock the door. Sweet relief! Oh, but wait, it's the Crypt Keeper in his bee armor. He's come through the back door, dragging the deadly horde in with him. We get in and continue to battle for our lives as he oozes back outside, finally stopping the flow of striped demons. We pulled dead bees and stingers from our shins, scalps, arms, etc. whilst we looked at each other in disbelief. Good thing none of us were allergic, or it would have been a blood-bath. __________________

08-27-2009, 08:53 PM	#137
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