Vana facts you don't want to know

supersimian · 07-12-2006, 12:28 PM

Mithrans defended the tarus in the great war because taru are better endowed then Galka are.

Galkas tails are not tails, so now back to the taru, yup an invisibility spell!! (Mithran secret)

Humans are not exceptionally good at anything, oh wait... that's not a secret.

Elvaan ladies are kinkier then they look, morso then the Mithran, just not in the open.

Elvaan woman are actually marooned romulans that long ago crash landed in windhurst then exiled by the sexually competative mithra. The elvaan male where then able to rid themselves of painfull immortality and started dieng and reproducing simultaneously.

Altana never had any kids cuz she is a L+sb!an.

Lion spends most of her nights in my moghouse.

It is taboo for Mithrans to use their tails as they should, thats what taru are for, much to many female tarus dismay, buy hey, who can blame those little devils.

Do you guys know any interesting Vana secrets?

Bishop · 07-12-2006, 12:31 PM

Just a wild guess, but you're a taru aren't u?

Legal Fish · 07-12-2006, 12:32 PM

This really failed to deliver.

neighbortaru · 07-12-2006, 12:50 PM

i dun get it

Hantz · 07-12-2006, 12:54 PM

Sheesh, that stunk. It was all sex jokes that weren't funny. I'm sad now.

Jarre · 07-12-2006, 01:02 PM

Heres an interesting secret...

GET OUT MORE!!!!

Ayrlie · 07-12-2006, 01:59 PM

didn't get it either

Mog · 07-12-2006, 02:04 PM

I've got a secret.

Edited:
I slept with 20 mithra. (my pom-pom makes excellant foreplay)

Hantz · 07-12-2006, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mog

I've got a secret.

I slept with 20 mithra and my real name is Pimptaru.

...I slept with Umaro...

...but in my defense, I thought he was Bea Arthur at the time. Don't blame me; they used to serve a lot of 'tonic' back then.

Shopee · 07-12-2006, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by supersimian

Do you guys know any interesting Vana secrets?

Yes.

This is probably a secret that a good amount of people in Vana'diel know about. See, it's only a secret from certain people, like you.

Random and pointless sexual references are irritating and not funny in the least bit. Making phallus references does not make you clever. Being able to toss sexual terms into every conversational topic shows a lack of wit and becomes tiring.

Mog · 07-12-2006, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shopee

Yes.

This is probably a secret that a good amount of people in Vana'diel know about. See, it's only a secret from certain people, like you.

Random and pointless sexual references are irritating and not funny in the least bit. Making phallus references does not make you clever. Being able to toss sexual terms into every conversational topic shows a lack of wit and becomes tiring.

{True Strike}

Murphie · 07-12-2006, 04:49 PM

Rate up to Shopee for truf.

Mog · 07-12-2006, 04:51 PM

I don't get rate up for sleeping with 20 mithra? I thought that was worth something!

Aeolus · 07-12-2006, 05:05 PM

Not this mithra

Murphie · 07-12-2006, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mog

I don't get rate up for sleeping with 20 mithra? I thought that was worth something!

If I rated you up as often as I'd like, I'd um...rate you up a lot? But I can't.

07-12-2006, 12:28 PM	#1
supersimian Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 80 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Vana facts you don't want to know Mithrans defended the tarus in the great war because taru are better endowed then Galka are. Galkas tails are not tails, so now back to the taru, yup an invisibility spell!! (Mithran secret) Humans are not exceptionally good at anything, oh wait... that's not a secret. Elvaan ladies are kinkier then they look, morso then the Mithran, just not in the open. Elvaan woman are actually marooned romulans that long ago crash landed in windhurst then exiled by the sexually competative mithra. The elvaan male where then able to rid themselves of painfull immortality and started dieng and reproducing simultaneously. Altana never had any kids cuz she is a L+sb!an. Lion spends most of her nights in my moghouse. It is taboo for Mithrans to use their tails as they should, thats what taru are for, much to many female tarus dismay, buy hey, who can blame those little devils. Do you guys know any interesting Vana secrets? __________________

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Bishop Veteran Member Allied Ribbon of Bravery Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,655 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 Posts	Re: Vana facts you don't want to know Just a wild guess, but you're a taru aren't u? __________________

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