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Old 06-26-2006, 11:40 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide - COMMENTARY
Originally Posted by Dragonly
will there be a section on n00b breeding? how do noobs come to past these form.
Ooo I want a blue n00b



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Old 07-26-2006, 02:58 AM   #62 (permalink)
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Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide - COMMENTARY
Another wonderful article by the man who brought you "GM Dave".

Now, for my spin, a n00b scan of the brain.


Originally Posted by Brain scanner
Scanning started.

Cerebrum............. ERROR! Frontal lobes atrophied.

ERROR! Broca's area severely impaired.

Thalamus.................ERROR! Very low levels of integration or memory retention.

Limbic system.............ERROR! Dopamine levels low. Muscle coordination impaired. Amygdala impaired. Lack of empathy or social graces.

Cerebellum...................ERROR! Lack of motor coordination. Little problem solving skills.

Brain-stem....................Intact.

Evaluation...............

ERROR!
ERROR!
ERROR!

NON-HUMAN LIFEFORM!

COMMENCE IMMOLATION PROCESS!

Burn it! Burn it NOOOOWWWW!!!!
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Old 12-12-2006, 08:26 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide - COMMENTARY
O my God the Holy shame of it all I was actually a noob Thanks to the tireless efforts of my LS I'm now a newb ...thanks Newbreed




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