How To Speak N00b - A Guide - COMMENTARY

Icemage · 05-15-2006, 04:36 PM

I've split the comments into this separate thread to reduce the clutter on the actual "guide" itself. Please post any comments in this thread rather than in the main topic.

Icemage

blobboid196 · 05-15-2006, 04:44 PM

neat! i didn't know you can do that to a thread. i wish the other message boards i'm part of offered that.

Taodyn · 05-15-2006, 04:50 PM

Thanks, Icemage. Makes the guide much cleaner.

Now, I just have to make it funnier. ><;

blobboid196 · 05-15-2006, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taodyn

Now, I just have to make it funnier. ><;

aw, don't keep telling yourself that. the "humor level" may fluctuate between installments, but i can tell that you don't have to but strong effort to be original and humorous in what you do.

nazlfrag · 05-15-2006, 05:57 PM

Could you link to the 'guide' in these comments then? It's been a while since I read it, great stuff ^^

Taodyn · 05-15-2006, 06:03 PM

Just head to the Fan Works section and you'll find it stickied at the top.

I'm going to post the old episodes up to 12 at random and then write more as time permits.

fastcart · 05-18-2006, 02:39 PM

Omg! <3 Episode 12. ^^ It's great!

Suichi · 05-18-2006, 03:09 PM

I'm Suichi-chan.

And I approve this thread.

Funny stuff.

Rodin · 05-18-2006, 03:17 PM

OMG, I'm at work, and when I read the part about catching the noob, I laughed and ended up spitting coke onto my keyboard. ; ;

Havokmage · 05-23-2006, 10:27 AM

Hahahahahahaha

Praetorian13 · 05-24-2006, 05:37 PM

Simply put, this has to be some of the funniest stuff i've read from a FFXI forum! Please keep the posts coming. These almost make me want to find a n00b and try to teach it right from wrong.....(if it can be done that is)

Taodyn · 05-24-2006, 05:55 PM

Buy a drill.

Lucky and Elizabeth · 06-02-2006, 09:44 AM

I was a Noob once or maybe I was a Newb, but I made several Noob Mistakes.

1.) I was partying in the dunes and trying to figure out how my Macros worked and uded a Range Atatck and got my party killed.

2.) I was trying to do a RDM/THF combo

and I healed a new player trying to be nice and then he wouldn't leave me alone. Asking for gil. Instead of giving it to him, I partyed with him so he coul get it him self.

The next day as soon as I got on, he started chatting with me, wanting more help. I formed a party with him and a friend of mine. Then quicky logged and went to the amusment park, leaving my friend stuck with him (Bad I know, but I needed an escape)

Well aperntly he was invited to my LS, so now not only does he bug me, but all others too, he was eventually kicked from LS and another too I found out. His reputaion is well know on my sevever. All because I decied to heal him.

CHAOBLACKDOOM · 06-11-2006, 11:35 AM

I love you. Make a character on Quetzalcoatl. Did I mention I love you?

Dragonly · 06-26-2006, 12:23 PM

will there be a section on n00b breeding? how do noobs come to past ?

05-15-2006, 04:36 PM	#46
Icemage Digital Wizard Super Moderator Holyknight Emblem Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Florida, USA Posts: 6,207 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 72 Thanked 528x in 341 Posts My Mood:	Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide - COMMENTARY I've split the comments into this separate thread to reduce the clutter on the actual "guide" itself. Please post any comments in this thread rather than in the main topic. Icemage

05-15-2006, 04:44 PM	#47
blobboid196 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 83 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 7 Thanked 0x in 0 Posts	Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide - COMMENTARY neat! i didn't know you can do that to a thread. i wish the other message boards i'm part of offered that.

05-15-2006, 04:50 PM	#48
Taodyn Resident GM Impersonator (Sanctioned) Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 322 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 52x in 19 Posts My Mood:	Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide - COMMENTARY Thanks, Icemage. Makes the guide much cleaner. Now, I just have to make it funnier. ><; __________________

05-15-2006, 05:57 PM	#50
nazlfrag Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 218 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 3 Thanked 10x in 6 Posts	Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide - COMMENTARY Could you link to the 'guide' in these comments then? It's been a while since I read it, great stuff ^^ __________________

05-15-2006, 06:03 PM	#51
Taodyn Resident GM Impersonator (Sanctioned) Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 322 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 52x in 19 Posts My Mood:	Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide - COMMENTARY Just head to the Fan Works section and you'll find it stickied at the top. I'm going to post the old episodes up to 12 at random and then write more as time permits. __________________

05-18-2006, 02:39 PM	#52
fastcart I've returned Allied Ribbon of Bravery Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Boston, MA USA Posts: 1,624 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2x in 2 Posts	Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide - COMMENTARY Omg! <3 Episode 12. ^^ It's great! __________________ Title: Sergeant Major SAM75, RNG75, PUP75, PLD60, My NPC65 Bastok Rank 10, San d'Oria Rank 10, Windurst Rank 10 Missions: Completed/Zilart Completed/CoP Completed/ToAU: Playing the Part-Sergeant Major Midgardsormr\|Cactuar (MNK51)

05-18-2006, 03:09 PM	#53
Suichi Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Michigan Posts: 286 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 Posts	Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide - COMMENTARY I'm Suichi-chan. And I approve this thread. Funny stuff. __________________ SUICHI IS DEAD.

05-18-2006, 03:17 PM	#54
Rodin Senior Member Brass Ribbon of Service Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,316 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 1 Thanked 16x in 10 Posts	Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide - COMMENTARY OMG, I'm at work, and when I read the part about catching the noob, I laughed and ended up spitting coke onto my keyboard. ; ; __________________ 75WHM 75BLM 75RDM 61BST 43SMN 38BRD 37 NIN http://drunkenmoogle.livejournal.com ^^

05-23-2006, 10:27 AM	#55
Havokmage Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Oklahoma city Posts: 5 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 Posts	Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide Hahahahahahaha __________________ Havokmage/Hume/Male/Asura { 54 BLM - 27 WHM - 20 SMN - 25 THF - 28 SAM - 37 WAR - 16 NIN - 10 RNG - 17 MNK - 9 BST }

05-24-2006, 05:37 PM	#56
Praetorian13 Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 44 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 5 Thanked 0x in 0 Posts	Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide - COMMENTARY Simply put, this has to be some of the funniest stuff i've read from a FFXI forum! Please keep the posts coming. These almost make me want to find a n00b and try to teach it right from wrong.....(if it can be done that is)

05-24-2006, 05:55 PM	#57
Taodyn Resident GM Impersonator (Sanctioned) Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 322 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 52x in 19 Posts My Mood:	Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide - COMMENTARY Buy a drill. __________________

06-02-2006, 09:44 AM	#58
Lucky and Elizabeth Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 159 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 44 Thanked 3x in 2 Posts	A Former One, and still might be I was a Noob once or maybe I was a Newb, but I made several Noob Mistakes. 1.) I was partying in the dunes and trying to figure out how my Macros worked and uded a Range Atatck and got my party killed. 2.) I was trying to do a RDM/THF combo and I healed a new player trying to be nice and then he wouldn't leave me alone. Asking for gil. Instead of giving it to him, I partyed with him so he coul get it him self. The next day as soon as I got on, he started chatting with me, wanting more help. I formed a party with him and a friend of mine. Then quicky logged and went to the amusment park, leaving my friend stuck with him (Bad I know, but I needed an escape) Well aperntly he was invited to my LS, so now not only does he bug me, but all others too, he was eventually kicked from LS and another too I found out. His reputaion is well know on my sevever. All because I decied to heal him.

06-11-2006, 11:35 AM	#59
CHAOBLACKDOOM Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 13 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 Posts	Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide I love you. Make a character on Quetzalcoatl. Did I mention I love you?

06-26-2006, 12:23 PM	#60
Dragonly Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 124 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 Posts	Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide - COMMENTARY will there be a section on n00b breeding? how do noobs come to past ? __________________ Last edited by Dragonly; 06-27-2006 at 01:19 PM.

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