How To Speak N00b - A Guide - COMMENTARY

Neomage · 05-11-2006, 03:19 PM

Yay! You transported it!

Aeni · 05-11-2006, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taskmage

I just went a step too far and imagined cybersex between two people who type like that. /shudder

Dirty ... dirty ... tarutaru.

Kadenmire · 05-11-2006, 04:32 PM

Ha Ha don't feed the Noobs

Hitori · 05-11-2006, 04:56 PM

Yes, the "n00b" has evolved from a handful of people to an actual species. It's true that they're disguised as every other player, but isn't there a way to identify them BEFORE you have the misfortune of interacting with them? Yes, yes there is.

A good way to alert yourself and those around you of a possible n00b nearby is to look at their name. Many n00bs often choose the cliche, overused names based off of their favorite anime or game such and Dragonball Z, Yu-gi-OH, Inuyasha and the Final Fantasy series. These names are often horribly mispelled due to the fact that the original names are quickly taken.

Do note that this isn't a sure-fire way to identify a n00b before interacting with them. This is simply a good way to know to approach with caution as there is a high possibility that that player may be a part of the n00b species.

Heehee, I loved this guide on Alla, thank you for reposting it here! ^_^

Mog · 05-11-2006, 06:38 PM

N00BS R T3H 1337 PWNZORZ!!!1111oneone1

Keep up the good work.

blobboid196 · 05-11-2006, 07:29 PM

quite an amusing series. it ranks up there with the Bannable Offenses blog.

Deltran · 05-11-2006, 07:37 PM

would be cool if this got sticked worthwhile read

Neomage · 05-11-2006, 07:58 PM

Yeah Tao! Keep em comming... much eaiser to find here than on alla!

Caspian · 05-11-2006, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taodyn

(english: are you certain? My Brady Guide says pugils are a good target)

LOL
This is absolutely classic. Keep it up Tao.

Pyro Elf · 05-11-2006, 09:27 PM

I wonder why...

Quote:

Originally Posted by blobboid196

quite an amusing series. it ranks up there with the Bannable Offenses blog.

Matera · 05-11-2006, 10:12 PM

Me too.

Gee willikers!

CONFOUND IT!

COULD [GM]Dave be TAODYN!?!?!

Mog · 05-11-2006, 10:57 PM

Cant wait for the next episode ^^

Lyceius · 05-11-2006, 11:00 PM

Gang raped by big ugly fish lmao Classic

Omecle · 05-11-2006, 11:05 PM

Someone asked me for gil once. I figured I'd be generous and actually give them 10g.

Blood Red Poet · 05-11-2006, 11:16 PM

Oh wait, my post was just deleted.

I'd like to express the fact it is wrong to make fun of noobs. Making threads about them is not productive. You should try to help them. Calling them noobs on forums just makes you elitist.

PS:

Can a moderator express to me what rules I have been breaking to have my posts being deleted? I'd really like to know. However, it would be dreadful to be off-topic. So unless you don't fear getting ban, you might want to do it in with a PM..

This is the 7th post deleted so far.

05-11-2006, 04:32 PM	#18
Kadenmire Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Mobile Posts: 264 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 3 Thanked 0x in 0 Posts	Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide Ha Ha don't feed the Noobs __________________

05-11-2006, 04:56 PM	#19
Hitori Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 27 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 Posts	Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide Yes, the "n00b" has evolved from a handful of people to an actual species. It's true that they're disguised as every other player, but isn't there a way to identify them BEFORE you have the misfortune of interacting with them? Yes, yes there is. A good way to alert yourself and those around you of a possible n00b nearby is to look at their name. Many n00bs often choose the cliche, overused names based off of their favorite anime or game such and Dragonball Z, Yu-gi-OH, Inuyasha and the Final Fantasy series. These names are often horribly mispelled due to the fact that the original names are quickly taken. Do note that this isn't a sure-fire way to identify a n00b before interacting with them. This is simply a good way to know to approach with caution as there is a high possibility that that player may be a part of the n00b species. Heehee, I loved this guide on Alla, thank you for reposting it here! ^_^

05-11-2006, 06:38 PM	#20
Mog King of the Oompa Loompas Mythril Star Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 3,745 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 19 Thanked 180x in 140 Posts	Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide N00BS R T3H 1337 PWNZORZ!!!1111oneone1 Keep up the good work. __________________ ~~~BLM SAM RNG NIN PLD~~~

05-11-2006, 07:29 PM	#21
blobboid196 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 83 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 7 Thanked 0x in 0 Posts	Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide quite an amusing series. it ranks up there with the Bannable Offenses blog.

05-11-2006, 07:37 PM	#22
Deltran Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NH Posts: 388 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 Posts	Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide would be cool if this got sticked worthwhile read __________________ Which FF Character Are You? And you, wich Final Fantasy character do you resemble?

05-11-2006, 10:12 PM	#26
Matera Member Bronze Ribbon of Service Join Date: May 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 516 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide Me too. Gee willikers! CONFOUND IT! COULD [GM]Dave be TAODYN!?!?! __________________

05-11-2006, 10:57 PM	#27
Mog King of the Oompa Loompas Mythril Star Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 3,745 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 19 Thanked 180x in 140 Posts	Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide Cant wait for the next episode ^^ __________________ ~~~BLM SAM RNG NIN PLD~~~

05-11-2006, 11:00 PM	#28
Lyceius Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 104 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 Posts	Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide Gang raped by big ugly fish lmao Classic __________________ Thanks to Kazuki for the amazing sig pic ^^ Last edited by Lyceius; 05-11-2006 at 11:00 PM. Reason: Smiley was not sufficient :P

05-11-2006, 11:05 PM	#29
Omecle Spank their bottoms! Bronze Ribbon of Service Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 609 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 55 Thanked 19x in 12 Posts	Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide Someone asked me for gil once. I figured I'd be generous and actually give them 10g. __________________

05-11-2006, 11:16 PM	#30
Blood Red Poet Undeniably Banned Allied Ribbon of Bravery Join Date: May 2004 Location: Where there is pumpkin pies and high fives! Posts: 1,747 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 13x in 2 Posts	Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide Oh wait, my post was just deleted. I'd like to express the fact it is wrong to make fun of noobs. Making threads about them is not productive. You should try to help them. Calling them noobs on forums just makes you elitist. PS: Can a moderator express to me what rules I have been breaking to have my posts being deleted? I'd really like to know. However, it would be dreadful to be off-topic. So unless you don't fear getting ban, you might want to do it in with a PM.. This is the 7th post deleted so far.

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