05-11-2006, 02:19 PM | #16 (permalink) | | Brain of Knowledge Join Date: May 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,577 Style: Light - Version 6 My Mood: Thanks: 173 Thanked 107x in 67 Posts Gil: 12,150 Bank: 51,089 Total Gil: 63,239 Donate | Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide Yay! You transported it!  | Originally Posted by Ellipses | | Really, it's just like pretty much every question about this game that begins with "Why." The answer is "Because." | | Originally Posted by MCLV | | A subjob is like sex, you shouldn't have it untill your 18 but if you don't have it after 21 everyone laughs at you. | | | ::Quote Selected:: | | 05-11-2006, 02:22 PM | #17 (permalink) | | Veteran Member Keeper of Knowledge Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Honolulu Posts: 2,251 Style: Light - Version 6 My Mood: Thanks: 63 Thanked 34x in 20 Posts Gil: 14,296 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 14,296 Donate | Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide | Originally Posted by Taskmage | | I just went a step too far and imagined cybersex between two people who type like that. /shudder | Dirty ... dirty ... tarutaru.  | | ::Quote Selected:: | | 05-11-2006, 03:32 PM | #18 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Mobile Posts: 266 Style: Light - Version 5 Thanks: 3 Thanked 0x in 0 Posts Gil: 3,906 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 3,906 Donate | Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide  Ha Ha don't feed the Noobs  | | ::Quote Selected:: | | 05-11-2006, 03:56 PM | #19 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 28 Style: Light - Version 6 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 Posts Gil: 595 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 595 Donate | Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide Yes, the "n00b" has evolved from a handful of people to an actual species. It's true that they're disguised as every other player, but isn't there a way to identify them BEFORE you have the misfortune of interacting with them? Yes, yes there is.
A good way to alert yourself and those around you of a possible n00b nearby is to look at their name. Many n00bs often choose the cliche, overused names based off of their favorite anime or game such and Dragonball Z, Yu-gi-OH, Inuyasha and the Final Fantasy series. These names are often horribly mispelled due to the fact that the original names are quickly taken.
Do note that this isn't a sure-fire way to identify a n00b before interacting with them. This is simply a good way to know to approach with caution as there is a high possibility that that player may be a part of the n00b species.
Heehee, I loved this guide on Alla, thank you for reposting it here! ^_^ | | ::Quote Selected:: | | 05-11-2006, 05:38 PM | #20 (permalink) | | King of the Oompa Loompas Oracle of Knowledge Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 3,360 Style: Light - Version 6 Thanks: 10 Thanked 118x in 96 Posts Gil: 27,394 Bank: 50,142 Total Gil: 77,536 Donate | Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide N00BS R T3H 1337 PWNZORZ!!!1111oneone1
Keep up the good work.  | | ::Quote Selected:: | | 05-11-2006, 06:29 PM | #21 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 87 Style: Light - Version 6 Thanks: 7 Thanked 0x in 0 Posts Gil: 1,590 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 1,590 Donate | Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide quite an amusing series. it ranks up there with the Bannable Offenses blog. | | ::Quote Selected:: | | 05-11-2006, 06:37 PM | #22 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NH Posts: 390 Style: Light - Version 6 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 Posts Gil: 22,580 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 22,580 Donate | Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide would be cool if this got sticked worthwhile read | | ::Quote Selected:: | | 05-11-2006, 06:58 PM | #23 (permalink) | | Brain of Knowledge Join Date: May 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,577 Style: Light - Version 6 My Mood: Thanks: 173 Thanked 107x in 67 Posts Gil: 12,150 Bank: 51,089 Total Gil: 63,239 Donate | Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide Yeah Tao! Keep em comming... much eaiser to find here than on alla!  | Originally Posted by Ellipses | | Really, it's just like pretty much every question about this game that begins with "Why." The answer is "Because." | | Originally Posted by MCLV | | A subjob is like sex, you shouldn't have it untill your 18 but if you don't have it after 21 everyone laughs at you. | | | ::Quote Selected:: | | 05-11-2006, 07:27 PM | #24 (permalink) | | From Beneath You, It Devours Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 3,439 Style: Dark - Version 5 My Mood: Thanks: 43 Thanked 150x in 105 Posts Gil: 18,284 Bank: 56,315 Total Gil: 74,599 Donate | Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide | Originally Posted by Taodyn | | (english: are you certain? My Brady Guide says pugils are a good target) | LOL
This is absolutely classic. Keep it up Tao.  I RNG 75 I WAR 37 I NIN 38 I SAM 50 I Woodworking 92+2
PSN: Caspian | | ::Quote Selected:: | | 05-11-2006, 08:27 PM | #25 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 81 Style: Light - Version 6 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 Posts Gil: 1,574 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 1,574 Donate | Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide I wonder why... | Originally Posted by blobboid196 | | quite an amusing series. it ranks up there with the Bannable Offenses blog. |  Pyroelf, Sp34r M4st4 of Leafcull (AC), Samurai gimp of Midgardsormr.
...always with my kawaii Ami-chan, and Married as of 8/27/05 to her ^.^ Signature Image made out of pure boredom with MS Paint and hijacked icons from KI! | | ::Quote Selected:: | | 05-11-2006, 09:12 PM | #26 (permalink) | | Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 517 Style: Light - Version 6 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Gil: 5,434 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 5,434 Donate | Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide Me too.
Gee willikers!
CONFOUND IT!
COULD [GM]Dave be TAODYN!?!?! | | ::Quote Selected:: | | 05-11-2006, 09:57 PM | #27 (permalink) | | King of the Oompa Loompas Oracle of Knowledge Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 3,360 Style: Light - Version 6 Thanks: 10 Thanked 118x in 96 Posts Gil: 27,394 Bank: 50,142 Total Gil: 77,536 Donate | Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide Cant wait for the next episode ^^ | | ::Quote Selected:: | | 05-11-2006, 10:00 PM | #28 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 104 Style: Light - Version 6 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 Posts Gil: 218 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 218 Donate | Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide Gang raped by big ugly fish lmao Classic   Thanks to Kazuki for the amazing sig pic ^^ Last edited by Lyceius : 05-11-2006 at 10:00 PM. Reason: Smiley was not sufficient :P | | ::Quote Selected:: | | 05-11-2006, 10:05 PM | #29 (permalink) | | Tarutaru Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 525 Style: Light - Version 6 Thanks: 2 Thanked 5x in 4 Posts Gil: 13,063 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 13,063 Donate | Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide Someone asked me for gil once. I figured I'd be generous and actually give them 10g. | | ::Quote Selected:: | | 05-11-2006, 10:16 PM | #30 (permalink) | | Undeniably Banned Join Date: May 2004 Location: Where there is pumpkin pies and high fives! Posts: 1,744 Style: Light - Version 6 Thanks: 0 Thanked 10x in 2 Posts Gil: 26,388 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 26,388 Donate | Re: How To Speak N00b - A Guide Oh wait, my post was just deleted.
I'd like to express the fact it is wrong to make fun of noobs. Making threads about them is not productive. You should try to help them. Calling them noobs on forums just makes you elitist.
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Can a moderator express to me what rules I have been breaking to have my posts being deleted? I'd really like to know. However, it would be dreadful to be off-topic. So unless you don't fear getting ban, you might want to do it in with a PM..
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