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04-04-2006, 04:58 PM
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| Resident GM Impersonator (Sanctioned) Super Moderator  |  [GM]Dave (Humor)
Since several people here enjoyed A Smithy's Life, I'd like to introduce another FFXI humor blog. Bannable Offenses It's the journal of a new GM named Dave who has a short attention span and an even shorter fuse. I hope you like it.
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04-04-2006, 05:21 PM
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| Shotg¥un Mouf  |   Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
Frickin hilarious... Wife almost slapped me from laffin at the HNM call... |
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04-04-2006, 05:22 PM
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[GM]Dave>> Hail, Adventurer! Pleasant days. Player>> Hail, Game Master. How does the day find you? [GM]Dave>> Uhh... good. [GM]Dave>> How about we cut the roleplay? Player>> Oh, cool. [GM]Dave>> So, what's up? Player>> This guy stole all of my gil. [GM]Dave>> Damn. [GM]Dave>> How'd he steal your gil? Player>> I traded it to him. XDXDXD | |
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04-04-2006, 05:31 PM
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ahahahaha I LOVE the hnm entry for the simple fact someone posted a comment saying how much GMs suck and thinking the blog was legit. I don't care if the person was being sarcastic it's still funny as hell.
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04-04-2006, 06:02 PM
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| 不完全の花 Administrator Iron Emblem of Service  | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
Similar stuff from a while back: http://www.ffxionline.com/forums/ffx...e.vol.1.a.html Double Post Edited: Btw ... impersonating a GM! BANNED!
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04-04-2006, 06:50 PM
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Very funny stuff.
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04-04-2006, 07:16 PM
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| Member Bronze Ribbon of Service  | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
Fucking win lol
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04-04-2006, 09:30 PM
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ok... ok.... my buddy and I just read these and we could not stop laughing... we have started to work on a few flash animations based off [GM]Dave! Yay for too much free time!
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04-05-2006, 12:16 AM
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| Junior Member  | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
Is this a real GM? i dont care either he is or not i couldn't stop laughing! X'D That's real humour right there.
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04-05-2006, 06:56 AM
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| KageH4Xu Bronze Ribbon of Service  | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) Quote:
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04-05-2006, 09:05 AM
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| 不完全の花 Administrator Iron Emblem of Service | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)  Oh my god I almost died reading the fish bot post.
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04-05-2006, 10:28 AM
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| Resident GM Impersonator (Sanctioned) Super Moderator | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
Is it wrong that I would have taken your untimely demise as a compliment?
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04-05-2006, 10:34 AM
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| 不完全の花 Administrator Iron Emblem of Service | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
If we're to take hentai villians as an example, then yes. Sowing death by pleasure is evil, and delighting in it is wrong. It's ok though, I don't blame you. ^^
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04-05-2006, 11:21 AM
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| Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) That almost got me in trouble at work for laughing to loud lol . This line should be put to use....Seriously. If you are going to place a GM call (or be a ***), save yourself some time and follow these simple steps: 1) delete your character 2) delete your content ID 3) uninstall the game 4) set your computer on fire This should be a general rule for ALOT of players period. |
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04-05-2006, 03:06 PM
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| Lightness Allied Ribbon of Glory  | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
There was something sorta like this somewhere, I really cant recall where I read it. It personifies all the hnms in the game, like fafnir, nidhogg, tiamat, vrtra, etc etc and it basically is a chat room log of what they think about us players. it's pretty darn funny. Fafnir always gets pwnd for some reason and all the other wyrms laugh at him.
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