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Thanked 44x in 19 Posts Gil: 1,905 Bank: 16,094 Total Gil: 17,999 Donate  | [GM]Dave (Humor) Since several people here enjoyed A Smithy's Life, I'd like to introduce another FFXI humor blog. Bannable Offenses
It's the journal of a new GM named Dave who has a short attention span and an even shorter fuse.
I hope you like it. |  | ::Quote Selected::  | | The following user says "Thank You" to Taodyn for above post: | | | | 04-04-2006, 04:21 PM | #2 (permalink) | | Shotg¥un Mouf Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 438 Style: Light - Version 6 Thanks: 0
Thanked 2x in 2 Posts Gil: 1,724 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 1,724 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) Frickin hilarious...
Wife almost slapped me from laffin at the HNM call... | | | ::Quote Selected:: | | | 04-04-2006, 04:22 PM | #3 (permalink) | | Drama Queen Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 978 Style: Light - Version 6 Thanks: 2
Thanked 9x in 7 Posts Gil: 2,766 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 2,766 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) | Originally Posted by Taodyn | Since several people here enjoyed A Smithy's Life, I'd like to introduce another FFXI humor blog.
Bannable Offenses
It's the journal of a new GM named Dave who has a short attention span and an even shorter fuse.
I hope you like it. | Oh my god. XDXDXD
[GM]Dave>> Hail, Adventurer! Pleasant days.
Player>> Hail, Game Master. How does the day find you?
[GM]Dave>> Uhh... good.
[GM]Dave>> How about we cut the roleplay?
Player>> Oh, cool.
[GM]Dave>> So, what's up?
Player>> This guy stole all of my gil.
[GM]Dave>> Damn.
[GM]Dave>> How'd he steal your gil?
Player>> I traded it to him.
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Thanked 0x in 0 Posts Gil: 3,434 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 3,434 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) ahahahaha I LOVE the hnm entry for the simple fact someone posted a comment saying how much GMs suck and thinking the blog was legit. I don't care if the person was being sarcastic it's still funny as hell.   
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Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Gil: 13,990 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 13,990 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) Very funny stuff. Whm 75 Blm 37 Brd 75 | Bastok Rank 10 | Whm > Rdm  | | | ::Quote Selected:: | | | 04-04-2006, 08:30 PM | #8 (permalink) | | FFXI Mentor Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Spring, TX Posts: 888 Style: Light - Version 6 Thanks: 1
Thanked 5x in 3 Posts Gil: 13,688 Bank: 33,121 Total Gil: 46,808 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) ok... ok.... my buddy and I just read these and we could not stop laughing... we have started to work on a few flash animations based off [GM]Dave! Yay for too much free time!  Originally Posted by TheGrandMom  | | If you don't like the GTA series..............don't want to hear about it, go play some more Barbie and the Adventure of the Missing Tampon! | | | | ::Quote Selected:: | | | 04-04-2006, 11:16 PM | #9 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 72 Style: Light - Version 6 Thanks: 0
Thanked 0x in 0 Posts Gil: 6,180 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 6,180 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) Is this a real GM? i dont care either he is or not i couldn't stop laughing! X'D That's real humour right there. | | | ::Quote Selected:: | | | 04-05-2006, 05:56 AM | #10 (permalink) | | KageH4Xu Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 844 Style: Light - Version 6 My Mood:  Thanks: 0
Thanked 6x in 4 Posts Gil: 20,726 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 20,726 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) | Quote: | | You know how GM armor has that cool shimmer effect? That's not an effect. It's bottled up rage. | Pure hilarity. NIN75/RNG75/RDM75 SMN66/COR66/WAR55/BRD55/DRK51 Stephen King's Wizard and Glass: Fools are the only folk on earth absolutely guaranteed to get what they deserve. | | | ::Quote Selected:: | | | 04-05-2006, 09:28 AM | #12 (permalink) | | Resident GM Impersonator (Sanctioned) Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 323 Style: Light - Version 6 My Mood: Thanks: 0
Thanked 44x in 19 Posts Gil: 1,905 Bank: 16,094 Total Gil: 17,999 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) Is it wrong that I would have taken your untimely demise as a compliment? | | | ::Quote Selected:: | | | 04-05-2006, 09:34 AM | #13 (permalink) | | Chapeauteur Administrator Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 4,798 Style: Light - Version 6 Thanks: 215
Thanked 630x in 321 Posts Gil: 7,519 Bank: 36,771 Total Gil: 44,290 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) If we're to take hentai villians as an example, then yes. Sowing death by pleasure is evil, and delighting in it is wrong.
It's ok though, I don't blame you. ^^ | | | ::Quote Selected:: | | | 04-05-2006, 10:21 AM | #14 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: chicago Posts: 33 Style: Light - Version 5 Thanks: 0
Thanked 0x in 0 Posts Gil: 220 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 220 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) That almost got me in trouble at work for laughing to loud lol  . This line should be put to use.... Seriously. If you are going to place a GM call (or be a ***), save yourself some time and follow these simple steps: 1) delete your character 2) delete your content ID 3) uninstall the game 4) set your computer on fire This should be a general rule for ALOT of players period. | | | ::Quote Selected:: | | | 04-05-2006, 02:06 PM | #15 (permalink) | | Lightness Keeper of Knowledge Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,389 Style: Light - Version 4 My Mood:  Thanks: 90
Thanked 128x in 76 Posts Gil: 6,996 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 6,996 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) There was something sorta like this somewhere, I really cant recall where I read it. It personifies all the hnms in the game, like fafnir, nidhogg, tiamat, vrtra, etc etc and it basically is a chat room log of what they think about us players. it's pretty darn funny. Fafnir always gets pwnd for some reason and all the other wyrms laugh at him. Omni@Remora: NIN75 RNG75 MNK75 COR75 BST63 BRD45
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