[GM]Dave (Humor)

Jei · 04-13-2006, 03:40 PM

he's saying he's either black or white mage, but not red mage.

Taskmage · 04-13-2006, 03:43 PM

It's an excerpt from a Magic: the Gathering book where I got my name.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jei

he's saying he's either black or white mage, but not red mage.

Huh?

Where do you get that?

Jei · 04-13-2006, 03:48 PM

middle of the 2 worlds was what I meant ^^
edit - nvm I m kid of dizzy now lol.
it should be, you're neither blm or whm, but a rdm

Taskmage · 04-13-2006, 03:51 PM

Editied the post to text instead of photobucket.

It's the whole jack of all trades, master of none thing. Rather descriptive of me in real life. Anyway.[/derail]

Taodyn · 04-13-2006, 08:31 PM

Have you guys even noticed the biggest joke yet?

I've never actually said I was a real GM. I always phrase my responses to be extremely vague.

Everyone is just assuming I am actually pretending to be a real GM. It makes their stupid "you're so fake" comments even funnier.

klvino · 04-13-2006, 11:32 PM

Another motif would be to add how a player would like sky access to get "1337" gears from sky gods, but the player hasn't done any zilart mission(but does have the expansion). Technically they could be placed in the area, but would they be able to zone out?

Another example would be someone getting placed in Tav Archipelago without having completed Promys. Would they be able to use the vortices to warp back to Qufim or Dunes? Hmm, but still not dramatic enough.

fastcart · 04-14-2006, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taskmage

What would be really sweet is a screen dead in front of Fafnir with a log full of /tells and raises.

Double Post Edited:
The chat log can be faked easily. It was more work than I expected, but mine is all but perfect and it probably took me less than ten minutes.

Dew eet! Hehe.

I'd volunteer my own dead body for such a pose, but I don't HNM so ppl would get suspicious right off the bat.

But really, it must be Jorm not Faf. ^^

victaru · 04-16-2006, 09:14 AM

[GM]Dave is hilarious! i hope if i ever call for GM, i won't get him XD

along the lines of such blogs i've created my own...it may not be very original, but do give me some comments:

http://tonberryblues.blogspot.com/

Fixed your link - Taskmage

Taskmage · 04-16-2006, 11:28 AM

I like it. ^^ Keep it up.

I love tonberries. Got a lot of potential for material there.

fastcart · 04-16-2006, 11:47 AM

Lol! Funny comments of the day...

Quote:

thejap said...

ur a dumbass, u got the whole translation dip****

Quote:

thejap said...

u got the whole translation wrong u dip**** *

Quote:

[GM]Dave said...

thejap synthesized an Irony +1.

What kinda person would name himself thejap anyway? ;;

Jei · 04-16-2006, 11:50 AM

fastcart synthesized fail.
fastcart loses an Irony.

fastcart · 04-16-2006, 11:57 AM

Bah! I simply meant because it's derogatory. Any sense of trying to be funny or even ironic would and should be lost...

Taskmage · 04-16-2006, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jei

fastcart synthesized fail.
fastcart loses an Irony.

fastcart · 04-17-2006, 10:16 AM

"OHOMGNOEZ!!! TEH SERVRZ IZ DOWN!!! TIZ TEH ENDTIMEZ!!! TEH APOKALIPZ IZ HEER!!!"

An apt piece today. ^^ Keep it up.

/em stares at Taskmage...

Jei · 04-17-2006, 10:27 AM

the [GM]Takana logs sound very intense.

04-13-2006, 03:40 PM	#61
Jei J...atatouille Super Moderator Wings of Honor Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 8,329 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 5 Thanked 138x in 108 Posts My Mood:	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) he's saying he's either black or white mage, but not red mage. __________________ There are painters who transform the sun into a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

04-13-2006, 03:48 PM	#63
Jei J...atatouille Super Moderator Wings of Honor Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 8,329 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 5 Thanked 138x in 108 Posts My Mood:	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) middle of the 2 worlds was what I meant ^^ edit - nvm I m kid of dizzy now lol. it should be, you're neither blm or whm, but a rdm __________________ There are painters who transform the sun into a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

04-13-2006, 03:51 PM	#64
Taskmage 不完全の花 Administrator Iron Emblem of Service Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 5,457 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 311 Thanked 987x in 495 Posts	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) Editied the post to text instead of photobucket. It's the whole jack of all trades, master of none thing. Rather descriptive of me in real life. Anyway.[/derail] __________________ A trail of feelings, of awe and inspiration, should lead him to that castle: in the future: her arms enclosing him, her scent fills him with excitement, creates a moment so strong he can remember it in the past.

04-13-2006, 08:31 PM	#65
Taodyn Resident GM Impersonator (Sanctioned) Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 322 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 52x in 19 Posts My Mood:	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) Have you guys even noticed the biggest joke yet? I've never actually said I was a real GM. I always phrase my responses to be extremely vague. Everyone is just assuming I am actually pretending to be a real GM. It makes their stupid "you're so fake" comments even funnier. __________________

04-13-2006, 11:32 PM	#66
klvino Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 236 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0x in 0 Posts	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) Another motif would be to add how a player would like sky access to get "1337" gears from sky gods, but the player hasn't done any zilart mission(but does have the expansion). Technically they could be placed in the area, but would they be able to zone out? Another example would be someone getting placed in Tav Archipelago without having completed Promys. Would they be able to use the vortices to warp back to Qufim or Dunes? Hmm, but still not dramatic enough.

04-16-2006, 09:14 AM	#68
victaru Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 Posts	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) [GM]Dave is hilarious! i hope if i ever call for GM, i won't get him XD along the lines of such blogs i've created my own...it may not be very original, but do give me some comments: http://tonberryblues.blogspot.com/ Fixed your link - Taskmage Last edited by Taskmage; 04-16-2006 at 11:24 AM.

04-16-2006, 11:28 AM	#69
Taskmage 不完全の花 Administrator Iron Emblem of Service Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 5,457 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 311 Thanked 987x in 495 Posts	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) I like it. ^^ Keep it up. I love tonberries. Got a lot of potential for material there. __________________ A trail of feelings, of awe and inspiration, should lead him to that castle: in the future: her arms enclosing him, her scent fills him with excitement, creates a moment so strong he can remember it in the past.

04-16-2006, 11:50 AM	#71
Jei J...atatouille Super Moderator Wings of Honor Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 8,329 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 5 Thanked 138x in 108 Posts My Mood:	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) fastcart synthesized fail. fastcart loses an Irony. __________________ There are painters who transform the sun into a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

04-16-2006, 11:57 AM	#72
fastcart I've returned Allied Ribbon of Bravery Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Boston, MA USA Posts: 1,624 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2x in 2 Posts	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) Bah! I simply meant because it's derogatory. Any sense of trying to be funny or even ironic would and should be lost... __________________ Title: Sergeant Major SAM75, RNG75, PUP75, PLD60, My NPC65 Bastok Rank 10, San d'Oria Rank 10, Windurst Rank 10 Missions: Completed/Zilart Completed/CoP Completed/ToAU: Playing the Part-Sergeant Major Midgardsormr\|Cactuar (MNK51)

04-17-2006, 10:16 AM	#74
fastcart I've returned Allied Ribbon of Bravery Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Boston, MA USA Posts: 1,624 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2x in 2 Posts	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) "OHOMGNOEZ!!! TEH SERVRZ IZ DOWN!!! TIZ TEH ENDTIMEZ!!! TEH APOKALIPZ IZ HEER!!!" An apt piece today. ^^ Keep it up. /em stares at Taskmage... __________________ Title: Sergeant Major SAM75, RNG75, PUP75, PLD60, My NPC65 Bastok Rank 10, San d'Oria Rank 10, Windurst Rank 10 Missions: Completed/Zilart Completed/CoP Completed/ToAU: Playing the Part-Sergeant Major Midgardsormr\|Cactuar (MNK51)

04-17-2006, 10:27 AM	#75
Jei J...atatouille Super Moderator Wings of Honor Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 8,329 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 5 Thanked 138x in 108 Posts My Mood:	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) the [GM]Takana logs sound very intense. __________________ There are painters who transform the sun into a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

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