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Old 04-13-2006, 02:40 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
he's saying he's either black or white mage, but not red mage.



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Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
It's an excerpt from a Magic: the Gathering book where I got my name.
Originally Posted by Jei
he's saying he's either black or white mage, but not red mage.
Huh? Where do you get that?



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Old 04-13-2006, 02:48 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
middle of the 2 worlds was what I meant ^^
edit - nvm I m kid of dizzy now lol.
it should be, you're neither blm or whm, but a rdm



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Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
Editied the post to text instead of photobucket.

It's the whole jack of all trades, master of none thing. Rather descriptive of me in real life. Anyway.[/derail]



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Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
Have you guys even noticed the biggest joke yet?

I've never actually said I was a real GM. I always phrase my responses to be extremely vague.

Everyone is just assuming I am actually pretending to be a real GM. It makes their stupid "you're so fake" comments even funnier.




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Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
Another motif would be to add how a player would like sky access to get "1337" gears from sky gods, but the player hasn't done any zilart mission(but does have the expansion). Technically they could be placed in the area, but would they be able to zone out?

Another example would be someone getting placed in Tav Archipelago without having completed Promys. Would they be able to use the vortices to warp back to Qufim or Dunes? Hmm, but still not dramatic enough.
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Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
Originally Posted by Taskmage
What would be really sweet is a screen dead in front of Fafnir with a log full of /tells and raises.

Double Post Edited:
The chat log can be faked easily. It was more work than I expected, but mine is all but perfect and it probably took me less than ten minutes.
Dew eet! Hehe.

I'd volunteer my own dead body for such a pose, but I don't HNM so ppl would get suspicious right off the bat.

But really, it must be Jorm not Faf. ^^




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Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
[GM]Dave is hilarious! i hope if i ever call for GM, i won't get him XD

along the lines of such blogs i've created my own...it may not be very original, but do give me some comments:

http://tonberryblues.blogspot.com/


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I like it. ^^ Keep it up.

I love tonberries. Got a lot of potential for material there.



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Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
Lol! Funny comments of the day...
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ur a dumbass, u got the whole translation dip****
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u got the whole translation wrong u dip**** *
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thejap synthesized an Irony +1.
What kinda person would name himself thejap anyway? ;;




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Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
fastcart synthesized fail.
fastcart loses an Irony.



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Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
Bah! I simply meant because it's derogatory. Any sense of trying to be funny or even ironic would and should be lost...




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Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
Originally Posted by Jei
fastcart synthesized fail.
fastcart loses an Irony.



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Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
"OHOMGNOEZ!!! TEH SERVRZ IZ DOWN!!! TIZ TEH ENDTIMEZ!!! TEH APOKALIPZ IZ HEER!!!"

An apt piece today. ^^ Keep it up.

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Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
the [GM]Takana logs sound very intense.



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