[GM]Dave (Humor)

Taodyn · 04-12-2006, 03:01 AM

I just love people who try to be intellectual and just end up ironic.

Taskmage · 04-13-2006, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jungle diva

Guys - obviously this blog is meant for humour purposes only. I dunno if it's the real [GM]Dave posting these but I'm sure he doesn't do this stuff, but he probably wishes he could sometimes! And besides why would we really want to hear what GM's do? It's probably boring as hell.

Duh, of course the blog is fake, but [GM]Dave is real!

Taodyn · 04-13-2006, 10:04 AM

I love people.

They never fail to surprise you with their stupidity.

The entire comment section from my latest blog post is a back and forth argument about whether or not I'm fake.

Taskmage · 04-13-2006, 10:12 AM

Just wait. Soon there will be people commenting that they've actually met [GM]Dave or he fed their friend to a dragon. Look at the post I quoted. Dave has already become an entity that exists independently of the blog. ^w^ It's like the standalone complex.

Jei · 04-13-2006, 10:14 AM

Quote:

I dunno if it's the real [GM]Dave posting these but I'm sure he doesn't do this stuff, but he probably wishes he could sometimes!

does this mean there is a real GM with the name Dave out there o.O?

Taskmage · 04-13-2006, 10:16 AM

See?

neighbortaru · 04-13-2006, 10:21 AM

hmm, we could fuel the fire a bit by PS-ing a short tell from [GM]Dave

Taskmage · 04-13-2006, 10:44 AM

Getting fraps right now

Double Post Edited:
By the way, that thing in today's blog (priceless) actually happened to a friend of mine.

He set his HP in Altepa and forgot about it when he went to go level sub in Dunes. Poor, poor stupid bastard. ^^

Taskmage · 04-13-2006, 12:26 PM

Omg

neighbortaru · 04-13-2006, 12:28 PM

lol that's great Taskmage

Jei · 04-13-2006, 12:32 PM

how can you get that done o.o?

Taskmage · 04-13-2006, 12:34 PM

Sore wa ... himitsu desu ^^

If only you could change the color of /echo @_@

fastcart · 04-13-2006, 01:02 PM

Rofl! If I didn't have a good sig already, I'd make that chat log my sig.

sdillon · 04-13-2006, 01:40 PM

lol Task, that's AWESOME! lolol

Macht · 04-13-2006, 01:54 PM

Lol, very funny... The section about the Map at a point came close to something that happened to me. In Beadaux there's a certain door that every time I mess with it my maps get screwed to high heaven. Try doing /map and they come up blank no matter were I go even if it's an area I know I have a map for and can see it in my keyitems.

I sent it to a GM once (mind you totally left my mind that I should of sent that through POL for better chance to getting to developers), and the GM really did start doing pretty much what [GM]Dave did. I had to explain it really slow to him and show him the doors that did it to me, he finally believed me after his ended up getting the same problem.

Good blogs though really funny.

04-12-2006, 03:01 AM	#31
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04-13-2006, 10:04 AM	#33
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04-13-2006, 10:12 AM	#34
Taskmage 不完全の花 Administrator Iron Emblem of Service Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 5,457 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 311 Thanked 987x in 495 Posts	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) Just wait. Soon there will be people commenting that they've actually met [GM]Dave or he fed their friend to a dragon. Look at the post I quoted. Dave has already become an entity that exists independently of the blog. ^w^ It's like the standalone complex. __________________ A trail of feelings, of awe and inspiration, should lead him to that castle: in the future: her arms enclosing him, her scent fills him with excitement, creates a moment so strong he can remember it in the past.

04-13-2006, 10:16 AM	#36
Taskmage 不完全の花 Administrator Iron Emblem of Service Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 5,457 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 311 Thanked 987x in 495 Posts	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) See? __________________ A trail of feelings, of awe and inspiration, should lead him to that castle: in the future: her arms enclosing him, her scent fills him with excitement, creates a moment so strong he can remember it in the past.

04-13-2006, 10:21 AM	#37
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04-13-2006, 10:44 AM	#38
Taskmage 不完全の花 Administrator Iron Emblem of Service Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 5,457 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 311 Thanked 987x in 495 Posts	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) Getting fraps right now Double Post Edited: By the way, that thing in today's blog (priceless) actually happened to a friend of mine. He set his HP in Altepa and forgot about it when he went to go level sub in Dunes. Poor, poor stupid bastard. ^^ __________________ A trail of feelings, of awe and inspiration, should lead him to that castle: in the future: her arms enclosing him, her scent fills him with excitement, creates a moment so strong he can remember it in the past. Last edited by Taskmage; 04-13-2006 at 10:44 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

04-13-2006, 12:26 PM	#39
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04-13-2006, 12:28 PM	#40
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04-13-2006, 12:32 PM	#41
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04-13-2006, 12:34 PM	#42
Taskmage 不完全の花 Administrator Iron Emblem of Service Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 5,457 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 311 Thanked 987x in 495 Posts	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) Sore wa ... himitsu desu ^^ If only you could change the color of /echo @_@ __________________ A trail of feelings, of awe and inspiration, should lead him to that castle: in the future: her arms enclosing him, her scent fills him with excitement, creates a moment so strong he can remember it in the past.

04-13-2006, 01:02 PM	#43
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04-13-2006, 01:40 PM	#44
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04-13-2006, 01:54 PM	#45
Macht Pai Pai Lackey Iron Emblem of Service Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 5,234 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 4 Thanked 29x in 24 Posts	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) Lol, very funny... The section about the Map at a point came close to something that happened to me. In Beadaux there's a certain door that every time I mess with it my maps get screwed to high heaven. Try doing /map and they come up blank no matter were I go even if it's an area I know I have a map for and can see it in my keyitems. I sent it to a GM once (mind you totally left my mind that I should of sent that through POL for better chance to getting to developers), and the GM really did start doing pretty much what [GM]Dave did. I had to explain it really slow to him and show him the doors that did it to me, he finally believed me after his ended up getting the same problem. Good blogs though really funny. __________________ Cheezy Test Result (I am nerdier than 96% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!)

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