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Old 04-12-2006, 02:01 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
I just love people who try to be intellectual and just end up ironic.




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Old 04-13-2006, 09:00 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
Originally Posted by jungle diva
Guys - obviously this blog is meant for humour purposes only. I dunno if it's the real [GM]Dave posting these but I'm sure he doesn't do this stuff, but he probably wishes he could sometimes! And besides why would we really want to hear what GM's do? It's probably boring as hell.
Duh, of course the blog is fake, but [GM]Dave is real!
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Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
I love people.

They never fail to surprise you with their stupidity.

The entire comment section from my latest blog post is a back and forth argument about whether or not I'm fake.




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Old 04-13-2006, 09:12 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Just wait. Soon there will be people commenting that they've actually met [GM]Dave or he fed their friend to a dragon. Look at the post I quoted. Dave has already become an entity that exists independently of the blog. ^w^ It's like the standalone complex.
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Old 04-13-2006, 09:14 AM   #35 (permalink)
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I dunno if it's the real [GM]Dave posting these but I'm sure he doesn't do this stuff, but he probably wishes he could sometimes!
does this mean there is a real GM with the name Dave out there o.O?



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See?
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Old 04-13-2006, 09:21 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
hmm, we could fuel the fire a bit by PS-ing a short tell from [GM]Dave
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Getting fraps right now

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By the way, that thing in today's blog (priceless) actually happened to a friend of mine.

He set his HP in Altepa and forgot about it when he went to go level sub in Dunes. Poor, poor stupid bastard. ^^

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lol that's great Taskmage
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how can you get that done o.o?



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Sore wa ... himitsu desu ^^

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Rofl! If I didn't have a good sig already, I'd make that chat log my sig.




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lol Task, that's AWESOME! lolol



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Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)
Lol, very funny... The section about the Map at a point came close to something that happened to me. In Beadaux there's a certain door that every time I mess with it my maps get screwed to high heaven. Try doing /map and they come up blank no matter were I go even if it's an area I know I have a map for and can see it in my keyitems.

I sent it to a GM once (mind you totally left my mind that I should of sent that through POL for better chance to getting to developers), and the GM really did start doing pretty much what [GM]Dave did. I had to explain it really slow to him and show him the doors that did it to me, he finally believed me after his ended up getting the same problem.

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