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Thanked 44x in 19 Posts Gil: 2,428 Bank: 16,094 Total Gil: 18,522 Donate  | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) New updates up. The most recent (Customer Satisfaction) is my favourite so far. |  | ::Quote Selected::  | | | 04-06-2006, 08:44 PM | #17 (permalink) | | Programming Slave Administrator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: California, USA Posts: 1,551 Style: Light - Version 6 My Mood:  Thanks: 65
Thanked 60x in 29 Posts Gil: 27,121 Bank: 19,678,794 Total Gil: 19,705,916 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) Most of you would NEVER EVER understand how ESPECIALLY hilarious this is to me. If I didn't have any self control, I would have died laughing.  Signature was intentionally left blank. | | | ::Quote Selected:: | | | 04-06-2006, 09:22 PM | #18 (permalink) | | Maybe a lion? Administrator Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 4,840 Style: Light - Version 6 Thanks: 219
Thanked 645x in 330 Posts Gil: 1,616 Bank: 51,410 Total Gil: 53,026 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) You should put a warning up. This blog seems like a major threat to life.
The comments from people thinking you're a real GM are priceless. :3 |  | ::Quote Selected:: | | | 04-07-2006, 06:17 AM | #19 (permalink) | | KageH4Xu Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 846 Style: Light - Version 6 My Mood:  Thanks: 0
Thanked 6x in 4 Posts Gil: 22,437 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 22,437 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) NIN75/RNG75/RDM75 SMN66/COR66/WAR55/BRD55/DRK51 Stephen King's Wizard and Glass: Fools are the only folk on earth absolutely guaranteed to get what they deserve. | | | ::Quote Selected:: | | | 04-07-2006, 06:41 AM | #20 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Korea Posts: 371 Style: Light - Version 6 Thanks: 0
Thanked 0x in 0 Posts Gil: 2,241 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 2,241 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) loooooooooooooool this wins all Sony NW-E507 [wishlist] | | | ::Quote Selected:: | | | 04-07-2006, 07:24 AM | #21 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 14 Style: Light - Version 6 Thanks: 0
Thanked 0x in 0 Posts Gil: 412 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 412 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) WELLTHANKS A LOT!
I'm in study at school, and now i have the whole damn class staring at me waiting for another outburst of laughter. I tried to control it, but some of that is just simply hilarious.
more more more! Change the swords to words and lift continents.  | | | ::Quote Selected:: | | | 04-07-2006, 07:28 AM | #22 (permalink) | | J...atatouille Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 8,338 Style: Light - Version 5 My Mood:  Thanks: 5
Thanked 136x in 106 Posts Gil: 22,295 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 22,295 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) | Quote: | Rather than actually read the GM calls, I just banned the first three people accused of infractions on the list. Then I banned the first three people who placed the GM calls. To save myself some time, I just teleported the rest straight to Mordion Gaol.
[GM]Dave>> Ok, guys. I've set you all to PvP. Last person standing gets to hp. Everyone else gets banned.
[GM]Dave>> Have a nice day. | ... wow...
some of the comments he got was real serious lol  There are painters who transform the sun into a yellow spot,
but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence
transform a yellow spot into the sun.
- Pablo Picasso | | | ::Quote Selected:: | | | 04-07-2006, 09:25 AM | #23 (permalink) | | Resident GM Impersonator (Sanctioned) Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 323 Style: Light - Version 6 My Mood: Thanks: 0
Thanked 44x in 19 Posts Gil: 2,428 Bank: 16,094 Total Gil: 18,522 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) The guy who tells me I was too lenient compared to Japanese GMs cracks me up everytime I read it. | | | ::Quote Selected:: | | | 04-11-2006, 10:38 AM | #24 (permalink) | | Programming Slave Administrator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: California, USA Posts: 1,551 Style: Light - Version 6 My Mood: Thanks: 65
Thanked 60x in 29 Posts Gil: 27,121 Bank: 19,678,794 Total Gil: 19,705,916 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) For a wonderful and funny blog, you get the prize of a sticky in the Fan Works section. Signature was intentionally left blank. | | | ::Quote Selected:: | | | 04-11-2006, 03:10 PM | #25 (permalink) | | I've returned Brain of Knowledge Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Boston, MA USA Posts: 1,626 Style: Light - Version 6 Thanks: 2
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Gil: 4,776 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 4,776 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) People are still asking him serious GM questions in his comments. Why? | | | ::Quote Selected:: | | | 04-11-2006, 03:12 PM | #26 (permalink) | | Maybe a lion? Administrator Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 4,840 Style: Light - Version 6 Thanks: 219
Thanked 645x in 330 Posts Gil: 1,616 Bank: 51,410 Total Gil: 53,026 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) I dunno, but if some people think botting might actually lead to suddenly being eviscerated by Fafnir several hundred times, I've got no problem with that.
/sigh If only he was a real GM. | | | ::Quote Selected:: | | | 04-11-2006, 03:14 PM | #27 (permalink) | | Resident GM Impersonator (Sanctioned) Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 323 Style: Light - Version 6 My Mood: Thanks: 0
Thanked 44x in 19 Posts Gil: 2,428 Bank: 16,094 Total Gil: 18,522 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) I have no idea.
The comments range from:
a) enjoy the blog
b) ask me real GM questions
c) start calling me a fraud and a fake
Honestly, I think the comments some people write are much funnier than my blog. They don't mean to be funny, but still.
I'm going to fan the flames a bit tonight. You know, push the doubters over the edge a bit more.
(Also, thanks for the sticky. I'm really honored)
Edit: And I have a title!
Next stop, world domination! | | | ::Quote Selected:: | | | 04-11-2006, 03:20 PM | #28 (permalink) | | J...atatouille Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 8,338 Style: Light - Version 5 My Mood: Thanks: 5
Thanked 136x in 106 Posts Gil: 22,295 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 22,295 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) you're starting to become a good-doing GM instead of a n00b GM now D:
ban more ppl go go. There are painters who transform the sun into a yellow spot,
but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence
transform a yellow spot into the sun.
- Pablo Picasso | | | ::Quote Selected:: | | | 04-11-2006, 03:40 PM | #29 (permalink) | | Resident GM Impersonator (Sanctioned) Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 323 Style: Light - Version 6 My Mood: Thanks: 0
Thanked 44x in 19 Posts Gil: 2,428 Bank: 16,094 Total Gil: 18,522 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) Random bannings on the way.
But you have to admit, it's damn satisfying thinking of a botter getting fed to a dragon.
Double Post Edited:
Sorry to post twice in a row, but I just posted a quick note for all the doubters.
If this doesn't start some funny flame comments, nothing will.
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Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Gil: 4,776 Bank: 0 Total Gil: 4,776 Donate | Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) Lol. Nice title. Good job to whomever gave it to him.
Double Post Edited:
Lol! And the first comment is funnier than the post. You're right.
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