[GM]Dave (Humor)

Taodyn · 04-06-2006, 04:31 PM

New updates up. The most recent (Customer Satisfaction) is my favourite so far.

AKosygin · 04-06-2006, 09:44 PM

Most of you would NEVER EVER understand how ESPECIALLY hilarious this is to me. If I didn't have any self control, I would have died laughing.

Taskmage · 04-06-2006, 10:22 PM

You should put a warning up. This blog seems like a major threat to life.

The comments from people thinking you're a real GM are priceless. :3

Intensity · 04-07-2006, 07:17 AM

Quote:

THE PUNISHING

A few simple key strokes and Mr. Deggi has nearly doubled in level. And... oh what's this? Apparently (I have no idea how this happened), I am now controlling his actions.

Game on, bitches.

I hit the first guy, a Thief, so hard he DCs. Hopefully, he will rethink his playing practices over the smouldering remains of his modem.

kazuri · 04-07-2006, 07:41 AM

loooooooooooooool this wins all

Ridgual · 04-07-2006, 08:24 AM

WELLTHANKS A LOT!
I'm in study at school, and now i have the whole damn class staring at me waiting for another outburst of laughter. I tried to control it, but some of that is just simply hilarious.

more more more!

Jei · 04-07-2006, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Rather than actually read the GM calls, I just banned the first three people accused of infractions on the list. Then I banned the first three people who placed the GM calls. To save myself some time, I just teleported the rest straight to Mordion Gaol.

[GM]Dave>> Ok, guys. I've set you all to PvP. Last person standing gets to hp. Everyone else gets banned.

[GM]Dave>> Have a nice day.

... wow...

some of the comments he got was real serious lol

Taodyn · 04-07-2006, 10:25 AM

The guy who tells me I was too lenient compared to Japanese GMs cracks me up everytime I read it.

AKosygin · 04-11-2006, 11:38 AM

For a wonderful and funny blog, you get the prize of a sticky in the Fan Works section.

fastcart · 04-11-2006, 04:10 PM

People are still asking him serious GM questions in his comments. Why?

Taskmage · 04-11-2006, 04:12 PM

I dunno, but if some people think botting might actually lead to suddenly being eviscerated by Fafnir several hundred times, I've got no problem with that.

/sigh If only he was a real GM.

Taodyn · 04-11-2006, 04:14 PM

I have no idea.

The comments range from:
a) enjoy the blog
b) ask me real GM questions
c) start calling me a fraud and a fake

Honestly, I think the comments some people write are much funnier than my blog. They don't mean to be funny, but still.

I'm going to fan the flames a bit tonight. You know, push the doubters over the edge a bit more.

(Also, thanks for the sticky. I'm really honored)

Edit: And I have a title!

Next stop, world domination!

Jei · 04-11-2006, 04:20 PM

you're starting to become a good-doing GM instead of a n00b GM now D:
ban more ppl go go.

Taodyn · 04-11-2006, 04:40 PM

Random bannings on the way.

But you have to admit, it's damn satisfying thinking of a botter getting fed to a dragon.

Double Post Edited:
Sorry to post twice in a row, but I just posted a quick note for all the doubters.

If this doesn't start some funny flame comments, nothing will.

fastcart · 04-11-2006, 07:58 PM

Lol. Nice title. Good job to whomever gave it to him.

Double Post Edited:
Lol! And the first comment is funnier than the post. You're right.

04-06-2006, 04:31 PM	#16
Taodyn Resident GM Impersonator (Sanctioned) Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 322 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 52x in 19 Posts My Mood:	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) New updates up. The most recent (Customer Satisfaction) is my favourite so far. __________________

04-06-2006, 09:44 PM	#17
AKosygin Programming Slave Administrator Allied Ribbon of Bravery Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: California, USA Posts: 1,559 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 65 Thanked 60x in 29 Posts My Mood:	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) Most of you would NEVER EVER understand how ESPECIALLY hilarious this is to me. If I didn't have any self control, I would have died laughing. __________________ Signature was intentionally left blank.

04-06-2006, 10:22 PM	#18
Taskmage 不完全の花 Administrator Iron Emblem of Service Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 5,457 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 311 Thanked 987x in 495 Posts	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) You should put a warning up. This blog seems like a major threat to life. The comments from people thinking you're a real GM are priceless. :3 __________________ A trail of feelings, of awe and inspiration, should lead him to that castle: in the future: her arms enclosing him, her scent fills him with excitement, creates a moment so strong he can remember it in the past.

04-07-2006, 07:41 AM	#20
kazuri Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Korea Posts: 371 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 Posts	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) loooooooooooooool this wins all __________________ Sony NW-E507 [wishlist]

04-07-2006, 08:24 AM	#21
Ridgual Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 14 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 Posts	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) WELLTHANKS A LOT! I'm in study at school, and now i have the whole damn class staring at me waiting for another outburst of laughter. I tried to control it, but some of that is just simply hilarious. more more more! __________________ Change the swords to words and lift continents.

04-07-2006, 10:25 AM	#23
Taodyn Resident GM Impersonator (Sanctioned) Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 322 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 52x in 19 Posts My Mood:	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) The guy who tells me I was too lenient compared to Japanese GMs cracks me up everytime I read it. __________________

04-11-2006, 11:38 AM	#24
AKosygin Programming Slave Administrator Allied Ribbon of Bravery Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: California, USA Posts: 1,559 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 65 Thanked 60x in 29 Posts My Mood:	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) For a wonderful and funny blog, you get the prize of a sticky in the Fan Works section. __________________ Signature was intentionally left blank.

04-11-2006, 04:10 PM	#25
fastcart I've returned Allied Ribbon of Bravery Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Boston, MA USA Posts: 1,624 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2x in 2 Posts	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) People are still asking him serious GM questions in his comments. Why? __________________ Title: Sergeant Major SAM75, RNG75, PUP75, PLD60, My NPC65 Bastok Rank 10, San d'Oria Rank 10, Windurst Rank 10 Missions: Completed/Zilart Completed/CoP Completed/ToAU: Playing the Part-Sergeant Major Midgardsormr\|Cactuar (MNK51)

04-11-2006, 04:12 PM	#26
Taskmage 不完全の花 Administrator Iron Emblem of Service Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 5,457 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 311 Thanked 987x in 495 Posts	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) I dunno, but if some people think botting might actually lead to suddenly being eviscerated by Fafnir several hundred times, I've got no problem with that. /sigh If only he was a real GM. __________________ A trail of feelings, of awe and inspiration, should lead him to that castle: in the future: her arms enclosing him, her scent fills him with excitement, creates a moment so strong he can remember it in the past.

04-11-2006, 04:14 PM	#27
Taodyn Resident GM Impersonator (Sanctioned) Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 322 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 52x in 19 Posts My Mood:	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) I have no idea. The comments range from: a) enjoy the blog b) ask me real GM questions c) start calling me a fraud and a fake Honestly, I think the comments some people write are much funnier than my blog. They don't mean to be funny, but still. I'm going to fan the flames a bit tonight. You know, push the doubters over the edge a bit more. (Also, thanks for the sticky. I'm really honored) Edit: And I have a title! Next stop, world domination! __________________

04-11-2006, 04:20 PM	#28
Jei J...atatouille Super Moderator Wings of Honor Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 8,329 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 5 Thanked 138x in 108 Posts My Mood:	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) you're starting to become a good-doing GM instead of a n00b GM now D: ban more ppl go go. __________________ There are painters who transform the sun into a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

04-11-2006, 04:40 PM	#29
Taodyn Resident GM Impersonator (Sanctioned) Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 322 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 52x in 19 Posts My Mood:	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) Random bannings on the way. But you have to admit, it's damn satisfying thinking of a botter getting fed to a dragon. Double Post Edited: Sorry to post twice in a row, but I just posted a quick note for all the doubters. If this doesn't start some funny flame comments, nothing will. __________________ Last edited by Taodyn; 04-11-2006 at 04:40 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

04-11-2006, 07:58 PM	#30
fastcart I've returned Allied Ribbon of Bravery Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Boston, MA USA Posts: 1,624 Style: Light Theme V7 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2x in 2 Posts	Re: [GM]Dave (Humor) Lol. Nice title. Good job to whomever gave it to him. Double Post Edited: Lol! And the first comment is funnier than the post. You're right. __________________ Title: Sergeant Major SAM75, RNG75, PUP75, PLD60, My NPC65 Bastok Rank 10, San d'Oria Rank 10, Windurst Rank 10 Missions: Completed/Zilart Completed/CoP Completed/ToAU: Playing the Part-Sergeant Major Midgardsormr\|Cactuar (MNK51) Last edited by fastcart; 04-11-2006 at 07:58 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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