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Old 09-09-2006, 05:07 PM   #256
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Last GM Dave entry...
Fiction or embelished fact?
A little bit of both actually.

We've had our daughter for quite some time now, but I've been waiting to work her into the blog.

There's no way I could write anything near as funny as a regular day with a baby.
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Old 09-09-2006, 07:24 PM   #257
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A little bit of both actually.

We've had our daughter for quite some time now, but I've been waiting to work her into the blog.

There's no way I could write anything near as funny as a regular day with a baby.
Hey, if you need any more baby material, I've got plenty of it. With two kids running around my house on a constant basis, I've got lots of tales to tell.
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Old 09-10-2006, 10:03 AM   #258
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A little bit of both actually.
We've had our daughter for quite some time now, but I've been waiting to work her into the blog.
There's no way I could write anything near as funny as a regular day with a baby.

Well belated grats on the bundle of Joy(Aka: Raging screaming agony of stink and dipers).

You should do a couple blogs where Dave is fed up from changing dipers and puts a whole bunch of gilsellers in dipers that cause various insendry status effects. *chuckel*

or inflict a cybering group with the status effect "Pregnation".

Gah the ideaz are overwhelming!
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Old 09-11-2006, 07:03 AM   #259
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aww, a little disappointed now that ive found this thread. knew as they were described the stories were made up, but i thought they might have been based on things that happened to a real, bored GM

heck i know i woulda done something like this when i was working tech support/customer service a year and a half ago, had i not thought blogs were the stupidest thing in the world and just a passing fad at the time. i was always looking for something to do to keep me from falling asleep on the phones

ahh well, still funny as heck Taodyn, adds to my daily humor
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Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

Hey taodyn does [GM] Dave know [GM] Steve? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzELFy7ZhTo i foudn this while playing on Ytube. If you want a new way to torment all those poeple who send gm calls to dave try locking them up in a room with that dancing Bannana from that peanut butter jelly song and play its a small world over a speaker.
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Old 09-20-2006, 04:07 PM   #261
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A little bit of both actually.

We've had our daughter for quite some time now, but I've been waiting to work her into the blog.

There's no way I could write anything near as funny as a regular day with a baby.
Oh well, good luck.

Personally, I think the GM Dave entries show many more reasons why the human race should stop breeding.

The latest one is fairly good. Nice to see that Dave does care about how his fellow GM are treated.

We want more punishment of l33t-speakers and emos!

Or you can say hello to my alter-ego, Zero-G-Mass!



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One part G-Type....



And two parts of one PO'ed British Rocket Group scientist....
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Old 10-05-2006, 06:27 PM   #262
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hahahaha geezus you rock man.

"DarkKnight : WTH. You called me retarded"

ROFLMAO
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[GM]Dave: And we don't ask the Dark Knights to tank just because they have Warrior subbed. That would take their attention away from standing in the front and missing.
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Don't know if this is important but I found it amusing. Running through Upper Jeuno the other day I passed a male Hume called [gm]dave (not sure what he used for the [ ]). He wasn't in GM armor or anything.

I just figured you'd get a chuckle out of that.
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Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

Good stories as always dave but one thing bothers me. You are pro keeping the english language pure yet TBG abbuses it in all his posts on your blogs and i've noticed it gets on some peoples nerves. Do you plan on feeding him to a dragon to teach him the error of his grammer abuse ways?
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Old 11-17-2006, 04:04 PM   #266
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Feeding one of his raving fans to a dragon wouldn't really be good PR.
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Feeding one of his raving fans to a dragon wouldn't really be good PR.
Since when was [GM]Dave about good PR?
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Old 11-18-2006, 03:13 AM   #268
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Re: [GM]Dave (Humor)

Since the people reading his blog are the only reason he's doing it in the first place? It can't possibly be for the "writing", because...yeah.
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Since the people reading his blog are the only reason he's doing it in the first place? It can't possibly be for the "writing", because...yeah.
Well I meant [GM]Dave the character. I mean if he was all about good PR then he probably wouldn't be feeding people to dragons and the like.

I know that Taodyn wants to keep his readers happy ... heck it would probably make the guy happy to be featured, whether in a good light or a bad light.
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Thought your latest blog was hilarious, as are the others, and wanted to show my appreciation. Keep it up. =D
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