We've had our daughter for quite some time now, but I've been waiting to work her into the blog.
There's no way I could write anything near as funny as a regular day with a baby.
Hey, if you need any more baby material, I've got plenty of it. With two kids running around my house on a constant basis, I've got lots of tales to tell.
A little bit of both actually.
We've had our daughter for quite some time now, but I've been waiting to work her into the blog.
There's no way I could write anything near as funny as a regular day with a baby.
Well belated grats on the bundle of Joy(Aka: Raging screaming agony of stink and dipers).
You should do a couple blogs where Dave is fed up from changing dipers and puts a whole bunch of gilsellers in dipers that cause various insendry status effects. *chuckel*
or inflict a cybering group with the status effect "Pregnation".
aww, a little disappointed now that ive found this thread. knew as they were described the stories were made up, but i thought they might have been based on things that happened to a real, bored GM
heck i know i woulda done something like this when i was working tech support/customer service a year and a half ago, had i not thought blogs were the stupidest thing in the world and just a passing fad at the time. i was always looking for something to do to keep me from falling asleep on the phones
ahh well, still funny as heck Taodyn, adds to my daily humor
Hey taodyn does [GM] Dave know [GM] Steve? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzELFy7ZhTo i foudn this while playing on Ytube. If you want a new way to torment all those poeple who send gm calls to dave try locking them up in a room with that dancing Bannana from that peanut butter jelly song and play its a small world over a speaker.
[GM]Dave>> Last question.
Player>> Shoot.
[GM]Dave>> Don't tempt me.
[GM]Dave: And we don't ask the Dark Knights to tank just because they have Warrior subbed. That would take their attention away from standing in the front and missing.
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lol
Don't know if this is important but I found it amusing. Running through Upper Jeuno the other day I passed a male Hume called [gm]dave (not sure what he used for the [ ]). He wasn't in GM armor or anything.
I just figured you'd get a chuckle out of that.
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You haven't seen funny until you've seen a group of gil sellers trying to chase down a crab with Flee. [GM] Dave
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[GM]Dave>> Wait... I can't get this folder open.
Supervisor>> What's wrong?
[GM]Dave>> I'm not sure.
[GM]Dave>> I'm double-clicking the cover...
[GM]Dave>> But it won't open.
I literally sat there for a minute double-clicking my finger on the cover of a paper folder.
Good stories as always dave but one thing bothers me. You are pro keeping the english language pure yet TBG abbuses it in all his posts on your blogs and i've noticed it gets on some peoples nerves. Do you plan on feeding him to a dragon to teach him the error of his grammer abuse ways?
[GM]Dave>> Last question.
Player>> Shoot.
[GM]Dave>> Don't tempt me.
Since the people reading his blog are the only reason he's doing it in the first place? It can't possibly be for the "writing", because...yeah.
Well I meant [GM]Dave the character. I mean if he was all about good PR then he probably wouldn't be feeding people to dragons and the like.
I know that Taodyn wants to keep his readers happy ... heck it would probably make the guy happy to be featured, whether in a good light or a bad light.
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