| Re: Version Update Notice (04/25/2008) So... I woke up this morning and I realized that there was a strange wind blowing through the trees. They were very subtle; yet somehow they seemed to whisper these word. . .
"OMFG!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! THEY ARE UPDATING FFXI AND THE NOOBS ARE GONNA GO CRAZY AND START BITCHING HOW THEY FEEL EVERY SINGLE JOB THEY PLAY DESERVES ALL KINDS OF UPDATES AND NEW GEAR AND POSSIBLY EVEN A TOILET MADE OF SOLID GOLD . . . BUT ITS JUST NOT IN THE CARDS NOW IS IT!!!"
And as I walked to my car on the way to work... I heard the gentle sounds of birds as they flew gracefully upon the mysterious wind. And as the birds flew closer, I could hear their gentle chirps turn into horrific cries for help!!! The wind was chasing behind them... screaming at the top of its lungs...
"THE END IS COMING!! THE END IS COMING!!! ITS TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM!!! . . . Damn, I'm all outta gum...."
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I call that piece, "Winds of Change" . . . inspired by several noobs that are still running loose on Midgardsormr!
Remember kids, if ya wanna be cool... pwn a noob! Cause noobs cause cancer! |