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This, however, creates an internal conflict between my sense of honesty and my desire to have more stuff. If I lie and tell him to transfer the funds, I'm basically stealing. If I do it though, I get to buy things.

You can see my dilemma.

hahaha i love it. buy things!! ok maybe not but, this is too classic.

i should trademark my favorite phrase to say: never under-estimate someone else's stupidity.

edit:

If he's fake, why does this fake GM Dave persist on trying to make people belive hes a GM? I mean, he trys pretty hard. If he said he was fake, it wouldnt matter, its still great hilarious stuff.